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The E-Sylum: Volume 7, Number 28, July 11, 2004, Article 14
MORE DIM-WITTED BANK ROBBER STORIES
This week's "News of the Weird" column highlights two
more nominees for the "Least Competent Criminal"
awards:"Andre Lamar Henderson, 30, was arrested after allegedly
robbing a Madison Bank branch in Norristown, Pa., in June
and coming away with $50; his holdup note had demanded
"all your hundreds and fifties," and, as the teller later said,
there was lots of money in the drawer but unfortunately for
Henderson, no hundreds and only one fifty.
[Associated Press, 6-15-04]And Knute Falk, 54, allegedly robbed a Bank of America in
Beaverton, Ore., in June but was arrested when his getaway
was delayed; he had demanded a bank customer's car keys,
walked out, then returned after a minute or two, with his
mask off, to ask the customer which key opens the door.
[Associated Press, 6-18-04]- 2004-07-11
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