DICK JOHNSON IS AT WRONG END OF THE HORSE Pubblico Deposited
The E-Sylum: Volume 8, Number 24, June 12, 2005, Article 18
DICK JOHNSON IS AT WRONG END OF THE HORSE
Twinkly Eyes writes in response to last weeks item on nose oil:
"Dick Johnson is rubbing nose oil on the wrong end of a horse!
Ill bet he gets on the wrong side of a horse and faces backwards.
The directions on the bottle clearly states "Rub lightly on the
horses knees, ankles and fetlocks."Another reader writes: "Mr. E-Sylum Editor. Bcause your wrote
about using nose oil on coins, I bought a 15 $ botle of Copper
Penny Nose Oil from Smith & Wesson Oil from the advert in
you newsletter. i applied it to all my Lincoln Head and Wheaty
pennies. Now they smell so bad in the house I had to take my
valuable collection out in the back yard. The dog couldnt stand
the smell of them either and he shook em all over the yard.
Most landed in the tall grass. i hired the 9-year old boy next
door to find them, but he said he could only find three of them.
I did notice, how ever, the cash register smells the same way
down at the Piggly-Wiggly. Ill bet that boy spent em."- 2005-06-12
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